*****DEEP BREATH TAKEN********
FUCKING TSA MAKING ME MISS MY FLIGHT I HOPE YOU SEE THIS ON SOME ALERT ON LOGAN WIFI BECAUSE I H8 U
OH SORRY MISS YOU NEED A BAG CHECK 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT ALLOW ME TO MOVE MY BODY AS SLOWLY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE OH LOOK HERE’S A LIQUID LET ME SMELL IT MMM HOW NICE IS THAT? NICE ENOUGH FOR MY FUCKING TRASHCAN HERE TAKE YOUR CARRYON SUITCASE ENJOY YOUR NOW SAFE AND GONE FLIGHT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO PUT YOUR LEAVE IN CONDITIONER IN YOUR CHECKED BAG HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY FUCKUKCUFKCUFKUCKFUCKFUKCUFKCUKFUCKFUCKFUCK
my mom is on her way over with cuban food
