the boston fireworks were incredible as always

but what really made my night was this guy catwalking don the platform at mass ave station and then pole dancing his ass all the way to the next stop. 

today my blog is a freckles appreciation blog

Omg mom

My mother works in the nursery at the hospital and she says that whenever a baby looks a little strange and they want to refer them to geneticists they use the acronym ‘FLK’ so the parents don’t hear. It stands for funny looking kid.

I feel like saying bless you or gosundheit when someone sneezes should be done by now. Especially for greater than one sneezes. Sneezer is going to be FINE. This isn’t 1324. I’m strangely bitter about this.

Threw a glass of water on some loudly mating cats outside my window. Spay your pets y’all.

this guy posted a status on FB

“This motherfucker is really breast feeding her child on the bus …. I’m mad homegirl actually took her boob out on the MBTA”

and one guy commented “Why?”

and i commented “that’s not gross” and it instantly got 7 likes

like people were staring at this status waiting for someone to say something =.=

OH DEAR GOD I’M ON MY COLLEGE’S HOME PAGE

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permission not granted

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