so, like,

ridiculously stupid opening to Lana Del Rey’s feature in T Magazine

“Curvaceous and pretty in a dress, she brims with catchy songs, all a bit retro, ironic and modern. Without straying too far off the pop grid, she’s the perfect antidote to Rihanna-Gaga overload — dare we say, a skinnier Adele, a more stable Amy Winehouse? ” - Jacob Brown

1. LDR sounds nothing like Adele or Amy Winehouse so this comparison is Dumb.

2. “a skinnier Adele.” Because that’s obviously what we’ve all been waiting for. =.=

3. “Curvaceous and pretty in a dress…” Would a sentence about a male musician’s songs begin with “Well-built and handsome in a t-shirt.”?