So i know im not supposed to talk about this out loud
but my ex-boyfriend just broke up with another girl after this other girl and this other girl and then there was me and before me there was this other girl. it’s like his life is that Jay-Z song “On To The Next One” but less cool. and i aint even mad because that shit is old and he got ugly but damn it’s so fulfilling because i predicted that he would just keep hurting people because he’s a pyschopath and i hope every time he dumps a girl he thinks “wow, michaela was right. i’m a psychopath.”
and im just like
and jay z is like
