December 2011
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my dad asked me if i know what CollegeHumor is
and then said “the founder was a student of mine, he loves me. so if you ever need a job…”
should i just drop out of school right now
move to manhattan
and make jokes
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Tagging this post with bridesmaids so I can look at the bridesmaids tag on my tumblr app. This should be easier. Drifusirwusjdl
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Is this jet lag or insomnia?
It’s 2:26 in Boston and 11:26 in LA; do if I were still in college I’d be up writing or fucking around on the internet when I need to be writing. I feel paper-due-anxiety even though the semester is over. My new lack of productivity feels really unpleasant for once. Lack of productivity used to be my goal of life in high school. Ugh. Still don’t feel sleepy and my phone will soon...
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I’m finally back home in the perfectest city ever! I’m so exhausted from the fall semester and from traveling that I might fall asleep in the middle of writ9:&$3$;@:9$79
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So there's this butthead from my old high school
and he posts a new facebook status every time he inhales
and i guarantee that at least once a day,
one of them reads kind of like this-
“bullying is a crime! RIP all the teens who have killed themselves because of bullying, be kind to one another!!”
and then the next post is like
“ugly people shut up”
oh.
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“ohwhadup”
– janan
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