Embarrassingly hung up on nonsense-hot senior from last week who I saw twice and will never see again

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maarnayeri:

You know how you have those moments of impulsivity and forgo all logic and instinct to invite a person back into your life because they provide you temporary feelings of elation and euphoria, just to crash in a predictable and inevitable reality of despair and disappointment?

Don’t do that to yourself.

I just decided that whenever the next time I see one of my exes with a new relationship status on Facebook, I’m going to comment with a link to Ray-J’s “I Hit it First.”

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

sluteverbabe:

sometimes i see my butt in the mirror and it’s like damn, thank god for that ass